"After four dreary months, out of the blue we got a
message that David Letterman wanted to come on as a guest. Dave was the biggest
thing on TV. He didn't go on other people's shows. It was like The Beatles
asking Maury Povich if they could stop by and sing a couple of tunes."
–Conan O'Brien
"We are now 11 weeks away from the first Republican
presidential debate. The debate will be held in a 300-seat theater, so there'll
be almost enough seats for all the candidates." –Seth Meyers
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