"I got a call today from a guy I have never heard of
before, and he said, 'Hi, Dave, it's Bob. I'm with CBS. Look, the day after you
guys leave the theater we're going to send a team in there to take care of the
asbestos. –David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton's younger brother Tony is facing
criticism for using the Clintons' political connections to help his career. So
on the down side, she has a sketchy brother named Tony. On the up side, she
just locked up every vote in New Jersey." –Jimmy Fallon
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