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Saturday, May 23, 2015

as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants



"Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants." –David Letterman




"I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs." –David Letterman




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