"Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he is
running for president. But if you see a T-shirt that says 'Ted Cruz 2016,'
those aren’t election shirts. That’s just how old he thinks the Earth is."
–Seth Meyers
"Republican
candidate Ted Cruz said recently that in the 36 hours after he announced that
he's running for president, he’s raised over a million dollars. And Hillary
Clinton closed her checkbook and said, “Happy to help. Can't wait."—Jimmy
Fallon
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