"Everyone's busy filling out their March Madness brackets.
Even Jeb Bush filled one out. And you can tell he's running for president
because his picks for the Final Four are Iowa, Iowa, Iowa, and Iowa."
–Jimmy Fallon
"In an interview with Playboy magazine, Dick Cheney
criticized President Obama and said he's quote, 'the worst president of my
lifetime, without question.' Then Cheney said, 'But enough talk. When do I take
my clothes off?'" –Jimmy Fallon
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