Barry's getting his OWN garden!

"Some people are saying Bill O'Reilly exaggerated his war experience in the 1980s. People became suspicious because O'Reilly said he was injured in the East Coast/West Coast rap wars." –Conan O'Brien

"As of midnight last night, marijuana is officially legal in our nation's capital. Or as President Obama put it, 'Clear some space, Michelle. Barry's getting his OWN garden!'" –Jimmy Fallon