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Friday, May 16, 2014

He ain't missing that



"After rumors surfaced of another video of him smoking crack, Rob Ford said he's taking a leave of absence, and of course he's earned it. The guy's been up since 2004." –Conan O'Brien

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced today that he is checking into rehab. He said he entered rehab this week to deal with the problem swiftly — and also because Monday is Cinco de Mayo, and he ain't missing that." –Jimmy Fallon



"This year the Colorado symphony will host a bring-your-own-marijuana concert series, called 'Classically Cannabis.' Or if you don't like classical music, you can attend the bring-your-own-marijuana concert called 'any other concert.'" –Seth Meyers





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