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Friday, May 16, 2014

Looks like I got here just in time!



"Tomorrow night, reporters and celebrities will attend the White House Correspondents Dinner.' Of course, it'll be awkward when the reporters from CNN just spend all night trying to find their table." –Jimmy Fallon



"After taking a leave of absence, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is apparently going to rehab in Chicago. That's right, he's headed to the Second City. As in, 'the second city where he'll be caught with crack.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"Lawmakers in Illinois have started a new push to legalize recreational marijuana in the state. Rob Ford said, 'Looks like I got here just in time!'" –Jimmy Fallon 




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