"Here we go again. Freshman
Congressman Trey Radel of Florida has been arrested for possession of cocaine
in Washington, D.C. He admitted he is an alcoholic and pled guilty to
possession of cocaine. The judge sentenced him to four years as mayor of
Toronto." –Jay Leno
"Toronto's city council has voted to
drastically reduce Mayor Rob Ford's powers. They say this reduces him to a
'mere figurehead' – which still sounds better than 'crackhead.'" –Jay Leno
"To make matters worse for Mayor Ford,
his reality show was canceled after one airing. They are calling this guy the
most embarrassing Ford since the Pinto." –Jay Leno
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