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Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Now there's a health plan we can all get behind




"A company is now selling bacon-scented deodorant. That's great if you're dating the governor of New Jersey." –David Letterman


"On Monday, President Obama paid tribute to America's oldest living veteran, 107-year-old Richard Overton. Overton credits his longevity to drinking whiskey and smoking 12 cigars every day. Now there's a health plan we can all get behind." –Jay Leno



"House Speaker John Boehner said the Senate's immigration bill is so long that nobody has even read it. It's always good to hear the Senate is taking the same approach on legislation that I take with the iTunes user agreement." –Jimmy Fallon









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