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Sunday, July 29, 2012

take off top, shake breasts, swing around pole



"To prepare for the Republican Convention, a strip club in Tampa, Florida has hired a Sarah Palin look-a-like to perform. This stripper is so much like Sarah Palin, she actually has written on her hand, 'take off top, shake breasts, swing around pole." –Jay Leno 




"A cyber attack on Iranian nuclear facilities is causing all their computers to play ACDC. Today, the attackers said ‘If our demands aren’t met, tomorrow we start blasting Nickelback.'" –Conan O'Brien




"Romney is going to be in London for the opening ceremonies of the Olympics, and he plans to take his tax returns and drop them into the torch." –David Letterman 

John Hulse painting

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