And by God, who could question Wall Street's judgment?

"An Indiana man has pleaded guilty to strapping four kids to the hood of his car and then driving them around. So it looks like Mitt Romney may have found his running mate. I think this could be the guy. Put the dogs on one car, the kids on the other... " –Jay Leno 

"Wall Street says they prefer Mitt Romney for president. And by God, who could question Wall Street's judgment?" –David Letterman 

"John Boehner, who is speaker of the House of Representatives, is super tan, he cries, and he drinks. He should be speaker of the 'Jersey Shore' house." –Jimmy Kimmel

John Hulse painting