A new poll finds that nearly 30% of Gen Zers think that paying with cash is cringe. Even when I crumple it up for them. —Michael Che
Lionsgate has released the first trailer for “Michael," the upcoming biopic about Michael Jackson. And like Jackson, it starts out very dark but ends in a much lighter tone. —Michael Che
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Almost half of Gen Z admitted to lying on their resumes in a recent survey. Don’t I know it. My last three assistants claimed they were comfortable around nude men. —Greg Gutfeld
A New York City woman ran the Brooklyn Marathon in a wedding dress hoping to find a husband. If that’s her goal, she should have dressed up as a sandwich. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Gen Z gun control activist David Hogg has been elected as Vice Chair of the DNC. In the next five years his goals are to get rid of ICE, the NRA and his virginity. —Greg Gutfeld
Kanye West's wife Bianca Censori appeared in a see-through outfit at the Grammys making viewers grateful that West isn't married to Hillary Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
"Yesterday a federal judge suspended President Obama's executive order on immigration. When asked if he's mad about being overruled, Obama said, 'You know I've been married for 23 years, right?'" –Jimmy Fallon
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un invited South Korean officials to dinner. It was described as two hours of "You take a bite." "No, you take a bite first." --Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Gen-Z icon Kyle Rittenhouse is petitioning the court for the return of his rifle so he can destroy it. I don’t know, be careful Kyle. Trying to get your memorabilia back is how they got O.J. —Colin Jost
A man in Ohio was seen protesting stay-at-home orders while wearing an American flag and a diaper said the man, "We need to reopen the oooo-conomy.” And, fun fact, if an American flag and a diaper are struck by lightning they create a Sean Hannity. —Colin Jost
M&M’s announced that they’ve redesigned their iconic M&M characters after people requested that the brown M&M not look like a teacher that has sex with her students. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Today for International Women’s Day, women across the country protested by refusing to work. That’s a true story. That’s what happened today. In fact, earlier today Siri told me, “Look it up yourself, [bleep].” And then slapped me. –Conan O’Brien
ABC announced that "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" will now feature a more diverse cast. They’re going to add a contestant who has read a book. –Conan O’Brien
“Yesterday, Joe Biden won three states he didn’t even visit. That’s true, yeah. That explains Biden’s new campaign slogan: ‘Vote for me or I’ll come talk to you.’” — Conan O’Brien
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
“According to a poll, one-third of Americans start buying holiday gifts two months in advance. That's risky 'cause a lot can happen in two months. It's like, ‘Here's that Kanye sweatshirt you wanted.’ You go, ‘Hey. Wait. Hold on.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Switching gears, apparently the IRS has been contacting OnlyFans creators as part of a criminal tax investigation. The IRS actually said they're sending two agents at a time — one to do the investigation and the other to make sure that the first guy is actually doing the investigation.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Guys, I heard that the CEO of Taco Bell says Gen Z wants to eat chicken instead of beef. Then they added, ‘But it doesn't affect us cause what we serve is technically neither.’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
“There is a video which appeared to show GOP election officials in Coffee county, Georgia, allowing men hired by Trump lawyer and election denier Sidney Powell to tour election headquarters. I know we do this every day, but just stop for a moment and imagine that video had been a group of Joe Biden operatives breaching election security, going into areas they’re not supposed to be, and then physically opening and manipulating the voting equipment itself. Imagine what the reaction in Magaland would be – Mike Lindell would’ve humped a hole right through his MyPillow.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The Chief Operating Officer of Beyond Meat was just arrested for a really strange reason. He is facing charges for biting a man’s nose after a football game in Arkansas. And in a blind taste test, he said he couldn’t tell the difference between a nose and a Beyond Meat nose.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I heard that the latest Gen Z fashion trend is wearing jeans with a button undone. Which means after Thanksgiving dinner, every uncle is going to be like, ‘Oh, I look like Gigi freaking Hadid over here!’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
