But it doesn't affect us cause what we serve is technically neither (How to beat the 1%)

December 2022

“According to a poll, one-third of Americans start buying holiday gifts two months in advance. That's risky 'cause a lot can happen in two months. It's like, ‘Here's that Kanye sweatshirt you wanted.’ You go, ‘Hey. Wait. Hold on.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Switching gears, apparently the IRS has been contacting OnlyFans creators as part of a criminal tax investigation. The IRS actually said they're sending two agents at a time — one to do the investigation and the other to make sure that the first guy is actually doing the investigation.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Guys, I heard that the CEO of Taco Bell says Gen Z wants to eat chicken instead of beef. Then they added, ‘But it doesn't affect us cause what we serve is technically neither.’” —Jimmy Fallon

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