“There is a video which appeared to show GOP election officials in Coffee county, Georgia, allowing men hired by Trump lawyer and election denier Sidney Powell to tour election headquarters. I know we do this every day, but just stop for a moment and imagine that video had been a group of Joe Biden operatives breaching election security, going into areas they’re not supposed to be, and then physically opening and manipulating the voting equipment itself. Imagine what the reaction in Magaland would be – Mike Lindell would’ve humped a hole right through his MyPillow.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“The Chief Operating Officer of Beyond Meat was just arrested for a really strange reason. He is facing charges for biting a man’s nose after a football game in Arkansas. And in a blind taste test, he said he couldn’t tell the difference between a nose and a Beyond Meat nose.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I heard that the latest Gen Z fashion trend is wearing jeans with a button undone. Which means after Thanksgiving dinner, every uncle is going to be like, ‘Oh, I look like Gigi freaking Hadid over here!’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
