what is she running for, vice president or queen? (Lindsay Lohan's blog)

"Oh, and listen to this. In her blog, Lindsay Lohan, this week, speaking out ... [and] has come out against Sarah Palin. Although most people are reserving judgment until they hear from Nicole Ritchie and Jessica Simpson. You know, I want to make an informed decision. I need all three points of view." --Jay Leno



"Well, as you all know, during the interview with Charles Gibson last week on ABC, Sarah Palin did not know what the Bush doctrine was. But to be fair, a month ago, she didn't know who John McCain was either." --Jay Leno



"But the John McCain campaign said that Sarah Palin will not talk to the media, this is a quote, until reporters can address her with respect and deference. Oh, what is she running for, vice president or queen?" --Jay Leno



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intelligence committee (accepting a ride from Nicole Richie)

"A new poll shows that one in five Americans believe they can't trust President Bush. To put it another way, more Americans would be comfortable accepting a ride from Nicole Richie." --David Letterman

"They had the Iraqi Commission report and President Bush says he will not make a decision about getting us out of Iraq until 2007. He says he wants to give it some careful thought unlike getting us into Iraq." --David Letterman

"President Bush actually said today he will not be rushed into a decision about Iraq. I guess one time is enough for him." --Jay Leno

"This is kind of scary. The new head of the House intelligence committee, Congressman Silvestre Reyes, failed a quiz on terrorist organizations. He didn't know the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite, didn't seem to know what Hezbollah was. So apparently, the term 'intelligence committee' is just a suggestion." --Jay Leno