“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Friday, August 28, 2020
Apparently his message of 'less government, more toppings' has been well received (Meanwhile in Scotland)
October 2011
"Today New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie announced that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's good news for Romney. I mean, you always want Chris Christie on your side. Unless you're in a canoe." –Jimmy Fallon
"At tonight's Republican debate, former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain was given the center seat. You can tell Cain was in the center because he was wearing one of those little plastic tables that protects the cheese." –Jimmy Fallon
"Unemployed Americans are moving to China to find work. You need a fake i.d., not to say you’re Chinese, just to say you’re under 10 years old." –Jimmy Fallon
"Herman Cain was in 2nd place in most of the national polls, behind Mitt Romney. Apparently his message of 'less government, more toppings' has been well received." –Jimmy Kimmel
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses (that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job)
October 2011
"The Occupy Wall Street protesters gathered outside Rupert Murdoch's house. Don’t protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job." –Craig Ferguson
"Herman Cain said he wants people to know that there's more between his ears than pepperoni and pizza sauce. He says there's also a few napkins and crazy bread." –Conan O'Brien
"Tim Pawlenty says he regrets quitting the presidential race so early. He said that when he runs in 2016, his campaign slogan will be, 'Tim Pawlenty: This Time I'll Quit Later.'" –Conan O'Brien
"Sarah Palin gave a speech in South Korea. Just what the Koreans needed: Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses." –Conan O'Brien
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Thursday, August 27, 2020
Morale would shoot up, and we'd have the cleanest troops in the world (they should change their name to B of A-hole)
October 2011
"We found out why Sarah Palin won't run for president. She heard the job lasts four years." –Jay Leno
"I say let all the troops shower together: straight men, gay men, women, everybody. Morale would shoot up, and we'd have the cleanest troops in the world." –Jay Leno
"Because of Columbus Day all the banks were closed. And some of them are expected to open tomorrow. Even though Bank of America was closed, they still charged you the $5 debit fee. Who thinks they should change their name to B of A-hole?" –Jay Leno
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Johnny Nash - I Can See Clearly Now
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Cowsils The Rain, The Park, & Other Things
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Sir Douglas Quintet - She's About A Mover
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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