the hardest part was pretending they had never met the strippers before (Like)

With the election just a month away, it seems like everyone’s encouraging people to vote. In fact, I saw that last week, some politicians in Arizona took part in a voter registration event at a strip club. The politicians said the hardest part was pretending they had never met the strippers before. –Jimmy Fallon

Facebook has a new “secret conversations mode” that lets you automatically set messages to delete — or as Hillary put it, “Like.” –Jimmy Fallon

I was looking forward to the presidential debate last night; 67 million people watched Donald Versus Hillary 2. Rarely is a sequel better than the original but this definitely was. –Jimmy Kimmel

Singer Katy Perry got naked and told people to vote (our only available options)

But the good news is, while Trumps net worth may be down, his self-worth is at an all-time high. –Jimmy Kimmel

Yesterday was National Register to Vote Day. Singer Katy Perry got naked and told people to vote. The video got like 6 million views already. Hopefully it encouraged people to sign up. But here’s the thing: Anyone who needs Katy Perry to take her shirt off in order to register to vote should not be allowed to register to vote. –Jimmy Kimmel

It’s our responsibility as Americans to register to vote, to go to our local polling places, and make a choice between two people nobody can believe are our only available options. –Jimmy Kimmel