I don't think I ever got over my grandmother's death when I was a kid. My grandmother died from a heart attack during my ninth birthday party, literally while she was eating cake. And I guess that must have screwed me up a little bit. I mean I still have birthday parties but now I'm just careful what I wish for. --Anthony Jeselnik
Maybe the most uncomfortable moment of my life was when my dad gave me the sex talk. God the old man was into some really crazy shit. --Anthony Jeselnik
When I was a kid, my friends and I got arrested for vandalizing a graveyard. $10,000 in damages, but we had a great lawyer who knocked it down to criminal trespassing and necrophilia. --Anthony Jeselnik
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
