JOKES: and then the dolls will say and do whatever you want (mouth tape)

"A company here in Los Angeles is making dolls of all these current political figures. They're not like normal dolls where you pull the string and the dolls talk. These are a little different. These, you have to make a large donation to their campaign and then the dolls will say and do whatever you want." --Jay Leno

"Well, it's all over now. Hillary can remove the duct tape from Bill's mouth." --David Letterman

"Congratulations to Hillary Clinton. She won here in California. Her people were worried; they thought it would be close. This was Hillary's longest night not looking for her husband." --Jay Leno

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JOKES: This is a huge honor that the dog has no idea it received

Congratulations are in order for a German shepherd by the name of Rumor. Rumor the German shepherd won best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club. This is a huge honor that the dog has no idea it received. –Jimmy Kimmel 

Those of you who have kids, or if you’re a weirdo adult with a dollhouse, probably know there’s a new American Girl Doll on the way. For the first time ever, this American Girl is a boy. His name is Logan Everett [shows doll photo]. I already don’t like him. He looks like the football player who joins the drama club just to pick up chicks. –Jimmy Kimmel

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