At a hardware store in California, a man was caught on camera attempting to steal a chainsaw, but stuffing it down his pants. Honestly, let him keep hit. He earned that chainsaw more than anyone who ever paid for it. The suspect got away and police are describing him as medium height, medium build, and extremely circumcised. --James Corden
Speaking of speakers, the man who Paul Ryan replaced as speaker of the House, Republican John Boehner, has announced he's joining the advisory board of one of the country's largest legal marijuana companies. Now here is the thing. For his entire congressional career, Boehner said that he was strongly opposed to legalizing marijuana. But now he says that's all bong water under the bridge. --James Corden
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