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Showing posts with label Thelma and Louise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thelma and Louise. Show all posts

Thursday, December 3, 2020

This would be like if Thelma turned on Louise (he realized the end might be near)


December 2020

“Uncle Scam has been raking it in with $170 million raised since the election. For what? I don’t know. He knows the results are not going to be overturned, but I guess he saw an opportunity to make money. It’s like setting up your bake sale outside a Curves.” —Jimmy Kimmel


“Still, the future is not rosy for the president, as his attorney general, Bill Barr, publicly countered the president’s false narrative of election fraud in an interview with the Associated Press: ‘We have not seen fraud on a scale that could have effected a different outcome in the election,’ said Barr. If Bill Barr had a neck, Trump would totally be wringing it right now. Barr has been one of Trump’s most obnoxiously loyal allies, emphasis on ‘lies’ in allies. This would be like if Thelma turned on Louise.” —Jimmy Kimmel


“Though Trump has continued to spew baseless claims of fraud on Twitter, according to CNN, sources claim Trump ‘sees the writing on the wall’. I’m glad he finally sees the writing. I guess once he lost Wisconsin five times in 10 days, he realized the end might be near.” —Jimmy Kimmel


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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, July 31, 2015

Hillary says she's gonna ride off a cliff like Thelma and Louise



We’re in the middle of a heat wave here in New York City, and temperatures are supposed to be in the 90s for the next several days. In fact Donald Trump was so mad about the weather, he actually gave away Al Roker's personal phone number. –Jimmy Fallon
Trump said if his presidential campaign fails, he will “ride into the sunset." And if Donald Trump WINS the presidency, Hillary says she's gonna ride off a cliff like Thelma and Louise. –Jimmy Fallon