On Saturday, officials in Hawaii mistakenly sent out an alert that said a missile was headed toward the island. And Trump didn’t comment until the next day. That’s classic Trump right there. I mean, the first time there actually IS fake news, he’s nowhere to be found. --Jimmy Fallon
I read that the worker who sent the alert has been reassigned. Yep, he’s now in charge of monitoring all active volcanoes. --Jimmy Fallon
On Saturday the word s***hole was projected onto Trump’s D.C. hotel. It got even worse when Motel 6 sued them for copyright infringement. --Jimmy Fallon
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
