"Every week there
seems like there's a new gay Republican. Idaho Senator Larry Craig is facing
allegations. Arizona's Congressman Jim Kolbe apparently a gay man and now named
as a possible target in a federal investigation over allegations he did
something a little weird with the pages. Boy and we laughed when Dick Cheney
was caught shooting a guy in the face." --Bill Maher
"On Tuesday, the U.S.
population hit 300 million. 'Oh, that's so cute,' said China." --Amy
Poehler
"A consumer watch
group has released its annual list of the most dangerous Halloween costumes.
Apparently, the most dangerous thing for kids to wear this year is a
congressional page blazer." --Conan O'Brien
