See, they will do anything to keep that Democratic caucus there (Guillotine: $1200)

"Here's something odd about Iowa I didn't know. You'd think they'd be conservative. They decided to not to ban sex in public places. It is actually legal to have sex in public places in Iowa. See, they will do anything to keep that Democratic caucus there." --Jay Leno

"Well, the Wall Street Journal said today Democrats are sending an army of lawyers and investigators up to Alaska to look into the background of Sarah Palin. And of course, John McCain is furious. He said, 'Hey, if I didn't look into her background, there's no reason you should be looking into her background.'" --Jay Leno

 

"Vice President Dick Cheney has donated $2.7 million to the hospital at George Washington University. He wants to make sure the next guy he shoots is taken care of first class." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Who's writing their speeches now -- Mr. T? (The W Generation)

"Vice President Dick Cheney has donated $2.7 million to the hospital at the George Washington University. He wants to make sure the next guy he shoots is taken care of first-class." --Jay Leno

"Dick Cheney is donating more than $2 million to the cardiac center that treats him. Well in Cheney's case, it's not really a donation, it's an advance." --Conan O'Brien

"Iran said they will inflict harm and pain on the United States if we try to stop their nuclear program. Who's writing their speeches now -- Mr. T?" --Jay Leno