tuck them in places so the wheels don't run (Rhode Island representative John Wick)

The question is, what do you call an enormous bill that crams together every single Republican issue? To quote Trump: “One big, beautiful bill.” Really? Big, beautiful bill, that’s the best you could come up with? That’s a stupid name, OK? Also, that’s what Jordon Hudson calls Bill Belichick. —Ronny Chieng, The Daily Show

I don’t blame commentators for mixing up the BBB with BBL, or Brazilian butt lift. Maybe BBL was a better name, because this bill is thick and mostly a**. —Ronny Chieng

The bill isn’t just about taking healthcare from poor people to give rich people tax cuts. I’m sure there’s something in there for the rest of you. Indeed, one provision tucked into the bill eliminates the $200 registration fee for gun silencers. Let’s see, that was added by … Rhode Island representative John Wick? —Ronny Chieng

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Then someone told Trump it’s not illegal for women to vote (so wheels don't run)

"During the middle of his show, Fox News commentator Glenn Beck was rushed to the hospital for an attack of appendicitis. Yeah. Apparently, Beck was crying and screaming incoherently, so his audience assumed everything was normal." –Conan O'Brien

"The House of Representatives has passed a bill that would allow people to carry a concealed weapon from one state to another. In other words, my trip back to Boston for Thanksgiving just got a lot more interesting." –Conan O'Brien

"A new study just came out. It found that KFC sells 25 pieces of fried chicken a second. Yes. It was 50 pieces a second, but then Chris Christie had his stomach stapled." –Conan O'Brien

Yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted that millions of people voted illegally on Election Day. Then someone told Trump it’s not illegal for women to vote. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”