some of the puddles actually consisted of water (studying history)

So, Nancy Pelosi's husband was charged with hit and run. If he's convicted, prosecutors say they're going for the harshest possible sentence, house arrest. —Greg Gutfeld

So, New York City is considering replacing the term inmate from jail language with person in custody. They're also planning to replace the term victim with person who carelessly bled all over a person in custody. —Greg Gutfeld 

And finally, a torrential summer storm flooded the Northeast. There was so much rain in New York City, some of the puddles actually consisted of water. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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