Unfortunately though, he couldn't get anyone to cover his shift at Arby’s (So glad they caught her in time)

Star Wars actor Mark Hamill revealed he wanted to flee the US after Donald Trump was elected a second time. Unfortunately though, he couldn't get anyone to cover his shift at Arby’s. —Greg Gutfeld

A Danish woman donated her daughter's pony to the local zoo to be fed to lions. Authorities intervened when they realized it wasn't a pony at all, but a confused and very lost Sarah Jessica Parker. So glad they caught her in time. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”