It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple (National Girlfriends Day)

Today was National Girlfriends Day, so don't forget to send her $130,000. --Seth Meyers

The New York Mets suffered their worst loss in franchise history last night losing to the Washington Nationals 25-4. It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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