Who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq? (poor customer service)

"President Bush is everywhere talking about his book and he's

being very candid. In one interview, he said that he used to do

stupid things while he was drunk. But think about it, who among

us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?" –David

Letterman

"The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship." –David Letterman

"Since Osama bin Laden was killed, they say the brand name of Al Qaeda has been damaged. Osama bin Laden's death has damaged the brand — that and poor customer service." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”