Can I borrow those test results? (Capitalism: A Short Story)

New York City mayoral hopeful Andrew Cuomo is calling for ICE agents to take off their masks. Not surprisingly he's also calling for female ICE agents to take off their tops. —Greg Gutfeld

Elon Musk posted a copy of his urine test to prove that he's not using drugs. "Can I borrow those test results?" asked Hunter Biden. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”