Which proves one thing, he's a horrible fisherman (I was wondering where Geraldo went)

A fisherman from Peru survived being stranded in the ocean for 95 days by eating insects birds and sea turtles. Which proves one thing, he's a horrible fisherman. —Greg Gutfeld

A professor is suing his school for losing a 380 million year old fossil that ended up in the garbage. Yeah, I was wondering where Geraldo went. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”