That should definitely liven up the next season of The Bachelor (you're the first person sober enough to notice)

“And finally, a man in Illinois is suing Buffalo Wild Wings because he claims their boneless wings are just chicken nuggets. Buffalo Wild Wings was like, ‘Congrats, you're the first person sober enough to notice.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Did you guys see this? Pope Francis suggested that he's open to reviewing the Catholic church’s vow of celibacy for priests. That should definitely liven up the next season of The Bachelor.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”