Some more news about the President just came out that during
a trip to George Washington's home in Mount Vernon, Trump
was amazed that Washington didn't name the property after
himself. This is real. Trump said, "if Washington was smart,
he would've put his name on it. You've got to put your name
on stuff or no one remembers you." When a staffer said, "Sir,
where you live is named after him." Trump was like, "You mean
George Washington's real last name was Mar-A-Lago Golf
Course?" --Jimmy Fallon
On Twitter this morning, Trump threatened Russia with missiles that are "nice and smart." And Americans were like, "Can we make one of those missiles president?" --Jimmy Fallon
Researchers in California found that 74 percent of mothers confessed that they like one child better than another. Then one mother said, “Don’t use my name, 'cuz I don't want Jeb to find out.” –Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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