They both have a 38 percent chance of winning (I’m just gonna stay in and wave at people?)

“Today, President Biden posted his bracket, and he picked a favorite, UConn, to repeat as national champions. Yeah, Biden relates to UConn ’cause they both have a 38 percent chance of winning again.” —Jimmy Fallon

There has been a swirl of conspiracy theories about the princess with the latest palace statement suggesting she has been working from home. How does a princess work from home? I’m just gonna stay in and wave at people? —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”