That is one anger-glazed ham (the first to end world hunger)

“We looked at the calendar today and — check my math on this — I believe we have been off the air for 154 indictments. And, of course, Donald Trump’s mugshot for a third indictment in Georgia. That is one anger-glazed ham.” — Stephen Colbert

“Taylor Swift is potentially dating the Kansas City Chiefs tight-end Travis Kelce, after she was seen cheering him on at two Sunday games in a row. This is all great publicity for the NFL. Mere rumors that Tay-Tay might be at last night’s game-game sent ticket prices surging more than 40%. It used to be that you couldn’t afford to watch Taylor Swift. Now you can’t afford to watch Taylor Swift watch something.” — Stephen Colbert

“But the Swift Lift is not limited to tickets. Her maybe-boyfriend’s jersey saw a 400% spike in sales, and the jean shorts she was wearing are now sold out everywhere. Everything she touches is instantly revitalized, which gives me an idea: Taylor, if this relationship doesn’t work out, is there any way you can start dating one of our nation’s crumbling bridges?” — Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”