When Washington gets its prostate checked, it tickles you! (more of a teat suckle)

"In Herman Cain's defense, there is very little in the pizza world that is not sexually suggestive." –Jon Stewart

"A mere five days after shooting a man in the face, Vice President Dick Cheney broke his silence about the incident by submitting to a no-holds-barred grilling at a public press conference. I'm just kidding. Actually, he sat down with Brit Hume on Fox News for not so much a grilling -- more of a teat suckle." --Jon Stewart

"You're not a Washington insider? You, the former Speaker of the House and Freddie Mac consulting millionaire, are the Washington insider. When Washington gets its prostate checked, it tickles you!" –Jon Stewart, on Newt Gingrich campaigning as a Washington outsider

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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