Police in England are now using specially trained dogs to detect semen at crime scenes. This replaces the old method of detecting semen. Slipping on it. —Michael Che
Rasheed Sunak will become Great Britain’s first ever Prime Minister of Indian descent. Said his mom, ‘OK, why not king?’ —Michael Che
The Postal Service announced a new stamp honoring the late Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. There’s also a stamp honoring Clarence Thomas that says, ‘flip me over and start lickin’.’ —Michael Che
Police in Queens are searching for a suspect who hijacked a bus and then immediately crashed it into a utility pole. Okay. So we know it’s a woman. —Michael Che
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