She's a pro at getting what she wants (you act like you suddenly didn’t want to hang Mike Pence)

October 2022

“Dr. Oz is attempting to distance himself from Maga-verse to try to court centrist voters in Pennsylvania. He’s basically doing that TikTok thing where you flip your hair down, and then when you come up you act like you suddenly didn’t want to hang Mike Pence.” —Trevor Noah

“Being pro-Trump and pro-reasonable is a lot harder than people think. Which was apparent when Dr Oz had to explain his position on abortion. Asked if abortion should be banned in America, Oz demurred from answering directly and said ‘there should not be involvement from the federal government. I want women, doctors, local political leaders, letting the democracy that’s always allowed our nation to thrive, to put the best ideas forward so states can decide for themselves’. That’s right, Dr. Oz said abortion rights should be decided by women and their doctors and local political leaders. Which was pretty slick, right? I like how he did it. Because he started that sentence like he was on the side of women, and then he snuck in the politicians at the end, like a teenager buying condoms at a gas station. If you’re pro-choice, what Dr. Oz is suggesting is bullshit. I think we can all agree: there is only one politician who should have a say in your abortion, and that’s Herschel Walker, because it’s his. It’s probably his. Ladies, check – they’re all his.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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