Those who heard the speech called it the worst elevator ride ever (Remember kids, mainstream media never lies)

"A tape was broadcast on Al Jazeera that is reportedly the first message from Osama bin Laden in over a year. Experts think it may not be a new tape because in the background you can hear 'Who Let The Dogs Out,' and he's wearing super-low jeans." --Conan O'Brien

 "Former Vice President Al Gore gave a passionate 10 minute speech where he criticized President Bush for, quote, repeatedly breaking the law. Those who heard the speech called it the worst elevator ride ever." --Conan O'Brien

"Now the latest political commercial by Barack Obama, I don't know if you've seen it, it attempts to portray John McCain as being unfamiliar with technology. Yeah. McCain was outraged, and he responded in an email, or as McCain calls it, a computer letter from the future. He doesn't know how it works." --Conan O'Brien

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