They allowed Ukrainians to capture their greatest weapon: truck full of onions (Love is Blindfolded and Thrown into a Van)

March 2022

“Day 19 of Russia’s war in Ukraine, and things are going nyet bueno for Putin; Russia has gained limited territory and suffered heavy losses in personnel and equipment. According to one report, Russians were so confident of a swift victory that instead of bringing extra ammunition or rations into Ukraine, they brought dress uniforms for a victory parade. Kinda jumped the gun guys. That’s like scheduling your first Tinder date at the altar.” —Stephen Colbert

“According to reports, desperate Russians have taken to breaking into supermarkets and shops, and raiding homes in search of food and valuables as their own supply lines have failed. Reminder: they’re just 90 miles from their home bases. That’s like driving from New York to Philly and turning cannibal at Trenton.” —Stephen Colbert

“With his invasion going poorly, Putin has only one man to blame: anyone but him, there are reports that Russian spy chiefs have been placed under house arrest. That’s right, they’re stuck at home with nothing to do except watch the popular Russian reality show Love is Blindfolded and Thrown into a Van.” —Stephen Colbert

“Putin has also reportedly fired generals in response to his invasion losses. Of course he fired them! They allowed Ukrainians to capture their greatest weapon: truck full of onions.” —Stephen Colbert

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