“Yesterday, Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all time, woke up, noticed daylight saving time, and thought ‘What should I do with this extra hour of sunlight? I know: I’ll play a 23rd season of football.’ Forty-one days after he announced his retirement, the seven-time Super Bowl winner announced that he will play another season of football with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tom Brady is like your friend who announces she’s quitting Instagram and then posts something three hours later. I guess he realized that if he retired there wouldn’t be anyone around to make sure Gronk doesn’t eat a gallon of Tide Pods.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Brady’s retirement lasted 40 days. In other words, he pretty much gave up football for Lent.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, he was only retired for six weeks. His kids were like, ‘Is it something we said?’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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