"Thanksgiving is right around the corner. As you know, the traditional Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left." –Jay Leno
"Former President George W. Bush is on the show tonight. We're very excited about that. As you know, his nickname is 43 because he was the 43rd president. President Obama is nicknamed 44 because that's how many people have signed up for Obamacare." –Jay Leno
"Vice President Joe Biden said today, 'Obamacare will eventually be a success, God willing.' Today God said, 'Hey, keep me out of this. You're on your own on this one.'" –Jay Leno
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