the first Thanksgiving cost Native Americans an entire continent (can-shape towers of gelatinous red sugar plasma)

October 2021

“This weekend, world leaders are gathering yet again to wear lanyards about climate change at Cop26, the 26th UN climate change conference. Twenty-sixth? Holy crap, this crisis is so old it could rent a car.” —Stephen Colbert

“Inflation, has reached its highest rate in over a decade this month. Due to a sharp increase in food prices, some are predicting the most expensive Thanksgiving in the history of the holiday. And that’s saying something – the first Thanksgiving cost Native Americans an entire continent.” —Stephen Colbert

“Price increases will affect sweet potatoes, pie, the aluminum trays to hold turkeys, and even canned cranberry sauce as China limits steel production to reduce carbon emissions. What? You lied to us, Greta Thunberg! You told us fighting climate change would be hard but you never told us the cost: a world without can-shape towers of gelatinous red sugar plasma.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”