which is perfect for anyone who wants to get vaccinated but still doesn’t value human life (Flock of Regals)

June 2021

“Joe Biden and the queen had met before, but it was way back in 1982. That’s when she was touring with her synth-pop band, Flock of Regals.” —Stephen Colbert

“As an incentive to get vaccinated, Taco Bell is offering Californians a free seasoned beef nacho cheese Doritos locos taco, which is perfect for anyone who wants to get vaccinated but still doesn’t value human life.” —Stephen Colbert

“Joe Biden is visiting the UK, a trip that Prime Minister Boris Johnson was excited about, calling Biden a breath of fresh air. You know the last guy was pretty bad when a 78-year-old is described as a breath of fresh air.” —Stephen Colbert

“In an interview with Vladimir Putin on US TV, he was asked about Donald Trump, someone he still praises as extraordinarily talented and colorful. Scientists are still trying to decide what color that is.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”