“Jeff Bezos just announced that next month, he’ll be flying aboard his company’s first manned rocket to space. Yep, Bezos will be the first person in space to look down and say, ‘I actually can see my house from here.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“I know the real reason Jeff Bezos wants to go into space. It’s so he can see everything he owns.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Yeah, after the country reopened, most people bought a new bathing suit, maybe some hard seltzer. This guy buys James Bond and a ticket to space.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I think space travel is a natural fit for the owner of Amazon. Astronauts are just workers who have to wear diapers because they don’t get bathroom breaks.” —Trevor Noah
“That’s right, Bezos says it’s perfectly safe because he’s being packed by the same people who ship Amazon boxes.” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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