America’s back for a limited time only, offer not valid in Florida (I think I’m taking all three of those)

June 2021

“Biden’s message at the G7 meetings has been simple: America is back. You know, like the McRib, America’s back for a limited time only, offer not valid in Florida.” —Seth Meyers

“President Biden attended the NATO summit today and met with the leaders of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania. Said Biden, ‘I think I’m taking all three of those.’” —Seth Meyers

“Last weekend saw the former press secretary, and proven liar, Kayleigh McEnany claim that she never lied throughout her time at the White House. Wow, it’s impressive to lie about lying. It’s like stabbing a witness during your murder trial.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”