I guess they had to check it out (trading cigarettes for face bronzer)

May 2021

“Last night, the New York state attorney general’s office announced that it is now pursuing a criminal investigation of the Trump organization. This is a huge deal. I mean, I think it is. I have no idea. I also thought the multiple impeachments were a huge deal at the time. It’s just like that old saying: Crime doesn’t pay, except for the first 74 years of your life, and then probably longer depending on appeals.” —James Corden

“This was previously a civil matter. It began after Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen testified that Trump had inflated the value of his properties to get better loans, and then undervalued them when it came to filing taxes. And, of course, it’s not like Donald Trump to cheat, but I guess they had to check it out.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And they’re looking now at bank fraud, tax fraud, insurance fraud. It’s starting to look like the guy who ran a fraudulent charitable foundation and a fraudulent university might be a fraud.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“So they say Trump could potentially get extradited from Florida to New York. If he does end up in prison, I think we should give him Twitter back. I don’t know about you, but I’d want to know everything that goes on in there, right? I’d pay for that.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“There’s no greater divide between anyone’s future than Donald Trump,” he added. “In 2025, he could either be president again or trading cigarettes for face bronzer. You don’t know!” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”