August 2020
“I think we should put Trump on Mount Rushmore, but not a carving. I think we should actually put him on Mount Rushmore — no phone, no internet, problem solved.” —Trevor Noah
“And even if there was a process to get on Mount Rushmore, I am pretty sure presiding over the preventable deaths of 160,000 Americans and the worst economic crash since the Great Depression would be disqualifying. That’s like asking your boss at Chipotle when you’re getting your employee-of-the-month plaque after you get caught stirring guacamole with your skateboard.” —Seth Meyers
“Besides, I’m pretty sure the other presidents would be weirded out having Trump next to them. They’d all scooch over to one side of the mountain like passengers on the F train after a dude takes a dump.” —Seth Meyers
“Turns out a fifth president can’t be added to Mount Rushmore because the rocks around it are unstable. Actually, the more I think about it, having something unstable means he’s already a part of Mount Rushmore.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I think Trump’s wasting his time at Mount Rushmore. If he wants something carved into rock that looks like him, the orange hue of the Grand Canyon is a much better option.” —Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
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