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Tuesday, June 9, 2020

for the first time in his life, Mitt Romney tasted pepper (chanting on the downbeat)


“Hey, you know who was out there yesterday, marching with the protesters in Washington? America’s whitest man, Utah Senator Mitt Romney, marched to support Black Lives Matter — and to break in a new pair of penny loafers. It was a win-win.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Senator Mitt Romney marched in a Black Lives Matter protest in Washington yesterday, which means that for the first time in his life, Mitt Romney tasted pepper.” —Seth Meyers

“When Mitt was spotted walking with thousands of people, everyone thought he was just taking his family to lunch.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, Mitt Romney marched with Black Lives Matter protesters — that’s like seeing the Wu-Tang Clan show up at a Kenny G concert.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Now you have your answer if you were wondering who kept chanting on the downbeat.” —Seth Meyers

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


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